"Select a news item connected to your area of studies / future career."
I always wanted to be a dinosaur hunter, and with the latest developments in genetic and time travel research, I could bet that this is a dream that will come true. So, related to my future career:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/filmblog/2009/nov/10/jurassic-park-four
"Write a summary of it."
This guy called Stuart writes a list of reasons of why nobody wants a new Jurassic Park sequel (in case you were wondering, it's because the writers are running out of ideas of what to do with the dinosaurs). They're finally making the movie, but the only idea worth our time was already dropped: Dinosaurs with guns.
Holy crap, who's the moron that axed that idea? Dinosaurs. With. Mother. (Expletive deleted). Guns. That's an Oscar-winning idea if I ever heard one. In a time of economic crisis, war on the Middle East, doubts and dispair, this is what humanity needs. A common enemy. An awesome enemy. We're tired of always having aliens, nazis, communists or the weather as enemies. We need something fresh, something scary, something so manly it will make women grow beard. Or maybe, just maybe, we can mix all of those ideas and make the ultimate movie, the film that will save mankind from it's current cultural stagnation.
Hollywood, let's make this happen.
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